An epic collaboration between McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Vulture.com and myself, I adapated Mike Lacher's essay In Which I Fix My Girlfriend's Grandparents' Wifi And Am Hailed As a Conquering Hero into the 16-bit tale it was always meant to be. This one goes out to all my homies who beat King's Quest VI.

Produced by Annie Wyman

Directed by Jesse Benjamin

Written by Mike Lacher

Narrated by H. Jon Benjamin

Original Music by Paul Sprangers